I'm thinking mini-series, here. The premise is that Skrull Jarvis and Baby Cage drive around the Marvel Universe in a flying Studebaker, making friends with people like Doctor Strange and Alpha Flight and Fin Fang Foom, the Dragon with Purple Underpants.
The conflict is that it's hunting season on Skrulls in the Marvel Universe. People drive around with Skrulls tied to the hood of their cars and everything, but Skrull Jarvis eludes them because he's crafty. Plus, he can turn into Galactus during fights.
Stuff that happens: Skrull Jarvis continues his interspecies romance with Aunt May. Baby Cage cries and poops her pants. Jessica Jones and Luke Cage chase after them on a motorcycle with a side-car. They both wear goggles. Oh, and Luke Cage says things like 'Sweet Christmas, woman!' to Jessica Jones.
This could be comic magic, but it won't be. Skrull Jarvis is going to be shot in the head by some gritty HAMMER agent and Baby Cage will end up in Venom's belly (Venom sure looked hungry at the end of New Avengers #48). Too bad.
Anyway, that's my idea.
Can someone please give me Marvel's new address? I got 2012 rejection notices from them so far, which is the same number as when the world ends, and that's sort of spooky. And then I got a letter from Marvel saying they went out of business, which I know isn't true since I still get my weekly comics. Then Marvel sent me another letter saying that they moved to the Blue Area of the Moon. So if you know their new address let me know. I got lots more good ideas.
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